I’m not saying you’re old, but if you were milk I’d sniff you first" --Rude birthday card from the dog who sniffs a carton of milk. This funny birthday card is perfect for your best friend who enjoys humor and cute illustrations. -Boutique A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")  Saves shelf space • Blank inside for any occasion -Heavyweight FSC-certified paper  Premium quality • Eco-friendly -Matching envelope included  Packaged in clear cello • Plastic-free option available -100% handmade in California, USA  Original artwork • Not sold on Amazon or big box stores **Resellers welcome to use Liyana Studio’s descriptions and images for online listings and social media.